I made an innocent comment re: trainwreck journals in someone's guestbook today. They had mentioned being quite amused by one, and I half jokingly said something like "Gee, hope it's not me" because I am:

1.) Silly like that. And also-
2.) Totally paranoid because everything and anything is ALL ABOUT ME 24/7.

Such as, if I overhear a conversation where someone says "Those are the fugliest pants I've ever seen" I will immediately check out my own pants vs. anyone else's even if the person making the comment is looking NOWHERE in my direction. Also, if I am in a crowded car and somebody farts, I immediately worry that everyone thinks it's me. If it actually WERE me I would probably drop dead on the spot from embarassment.
So you see.

Now the funny part is, I think when I said what I did, everyone assumed that I indeed was a complete trainwreck. I will be the first to admit that I am a little quirky. I am the kind of girl who will yell at a man in a wheelchair and run from a package of head cheese like it's the devil. I will point out exposed butt crack when I see it displayed and I will say inappropriate things at inappropriate times. However, I don't think that equals trainwreck. Actually, it's kind of fun.

Long story short, I came on to do my entry and checked my stats just to see if anyone stopped by my little page. Imagine my surprise when I saw that my stats for the day had QUADRUPLED due to people surfing by looking for a little hot nutjob action. So Hi! No trainwreck here, and sorry to disappoint. However, feel free to look around and enjoy. I hope you brought cake.