Anyway, I missed having this outlet. In the last few weeks, when i've seen anything that was so balls-out insane that I was left speechless, the old thought came creeping into my head.
I've GOT to journal that.
Case in point...my crackhead neighbor. He locked himself out of his apartment, and rather than walking across the street and getting the extra key from my landlord, what did he do?
If you guessed that he climbed out the hallway window, assuming that he had Spider Man type powers and attempted to crawl along the side of the house into his open window, you would be correct. Bonus points if you guessed that he plummeted 20 feet and landed on the garbage cans in a bloody heap, and was scooped up by paramedics and thrown into an ambulance.
Don't worry, he's fine.
Our garbage cans don't look so hot though.